an ass whoopin’

As a bronzed Adonis who treats his body like a temple (I always leave my shoes on the outside), I like to think that there is no sporting activity I cannot excel at.

Birkenstock wearing, coffee schlurping, ‘liberal’ Emma – I can beat her at sports, right? Right?

So a warning to you all, if you ever have Emma round your house, and you happen to have a Nintendo Wii, do not ever nonchalantly suggest a game of Bowling, or Cycling, or Canoeing. Ever.

You will suffer, you will burn, and you will learn the language of defeat.

Heed my words brave reader, and ye may yet be saved.

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6 responses to this post.

  1. Posted by thetrickykid on April 27th 2010 at 6:48 pm

    She has not yet faced the master….

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  2. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha…

    You got beat by a girl!

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    • Thank you, pot.

      I’d much rather get beat by a girl in anything, far better than competing against smelly boys. I, however am always fragrant. Sometimes too fragrant…

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  3. Posted by thetrickykid on April 27th 2010 at 6:56 pm

    And, are you starting something with the Birkenstock wearing liberals?

    Reply

  4. Posted by Captain caveman on April 28th 2010 at 3:13 pm

    Cleggy is well fit… Er is this the right forum?

    Reply

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